13 reasons why YOU SHOULD date a Bigger Girl

So the other day I Shared on FaceBook a story from Regretful Morning, a site I found randomly, called 6 reasons to date a chubby girl. Some of my friends found it offensive others thought it was cool. I agree that the author of Regretful Morning was a little brash but he is a guy so lets be nice. But as I was sitting here my sister Melissa and I were thinking about it. Being bigger girls we think there are a lot more reasons to date a bigger girl so we decided to compile a bunch. Starting with the original six with MY opinions for them.



1. Not afraid to eat.
             Bigger girls actually have an appetite. We don't look like sticks for a reason We are not afraid to eat what we want cause yes we probably will go home and look at our selves in the mirror and think "I shouldn't have ate that," but the rest of our self conversation will be "Oh well it was really good. I'll walk 2 more blocks tomorrow." which we probably won't do. But that isn't the point

2.  Less likely to be conceited
                Don't confuse Conceit with Confidence. We tell ourselves that we are big beautiful and there is nothing that will change that. We could spend all day at the gym but really we are real women that have shit to do.

3.  Give you a BJ you won't ever forget
                The only reason we do it better is because we aren't afraid of Popsicle and ice cream. Yeah we might get bigger but we get to practice too.

4. More Durable
                I don't think I have ever had a boyfriend, or even my brothers attack me while watching UFC fighting, but I can take just as much as I dish out. There is something to be said for any girl that cares less about breaking a nail than having a good time.

5. Will keep you in shape
                I don't know about this one but since the author of this article gave a vivid description of what this means to him I guess it works. I just have to say I personally like to go for long walks on the beach and I am not afraid to work.

 6. Warmer when it's cold out
               Melissa says she doesn't stay warmer when it's cold out and I have to agree. I get cold easily, and the last thing I want is your cold ass hands on my anything. Wear some damn gloves!

7. Better Cuddle Buddies
                Yeah I think this one is pretty self-explanatory.

8. Don't Cheat.
                While I think this one is like the conceited one anyone can cheat or not it's a personal thing. But I don't know of a bigger girl that has cheated on her man. Probably cause we would like to keep the people we are with, cause lets face it finding guys that like bigger girls is like finding a needle in a haystack, it takes a while.

9. You won't go hungry.
                We know how to cook I mean look at us. You don't just get this way from eating salad. Not that we won't eat our veggies but we just like them prepared properly

10. You Don't Have to get Jealous
                 Other guys may look at us while we are outl, but not too many will hit on us. Thin girls get hit on all the time. You never have to worry about your big girl getting picked up by another man, cause many of them "aren't attracted" to bigger girls 

11, Gain Our Trust, Keep Our Hearts
                   Gaining ourl is easy if you are a good man. All you have to do is be yourself. That’s all we expects from you. We will like you for you as long as you show us the same courtesy. Once you are in you have nothing to worry about but being honest.

12. Opinionated.
                    If you need an opinion about anything, ask a bigger girl. In general we have dedicated our time to our minds, not bodies. We know almost everything or can find out what you need to know. We know there are two sides to every story and generally can see things from both sides.

13. We Love to Laugh
                   With everything that we have been through good and bad, especially now, we love to laugh. We will appreciate your sense of humor even if it tends to be in the gutter.

I know I know promises and such.

I know I have not been posting regularly like I said I would. I will try to write every Wednesday. Recently I have been staying with my sisters. Which I know is no excuse but it is a reason that I have not been writing. My sister wanted me to meet this guy that was her friend cause he was complaining to her that he was 'lonely.' Naturally I was her first thought whey it came her being in a relationship and me being single. Incidentally we totally hit it off and now we are dating.

"I think I'm going to die!" and Updates!

I realize that I have a tendency to be a smidgen theatrical when it comes to my titles, but it really is one of those things that you will come to know and love about me. So much has happened in the last couple of months. I know I keep promising to keep my blog updated and I am going to do it again. I will not let it go so long. My goal is to get up a Blog post at least once a week probably on Wednesdays. Just for future reference. If I post more than that then "YAY ME!" If that's the schedule I keep to then "Wahooo!" It's going to work I know I can do it.

I mentioned before that I was going to take a flagging class, and I did. It was good shorter than usual but still 6 1/2 hours long. It's really not that hard of a class at least not with The Evergreen Safety Counsel, which is who does flagging courses in Astoria. They have a book and you go through the finer points of the flagging procedure for like 8 hours. And then you take an open book test that the instructor totally let us talk out our answers if we wanted too, which we did. There were only 3 people in my class. It was actually pretty good. Since then I have had a couple of jobs and not much else

I have recently started to get on a healthier kick for life type thing. I keep failing, but I keep trying too. So on to "I think I'm going to die" thing I went on a 4.36 mile walk with the dog today. I really just wanted to walk a little farther than I was walking. I actually ended up going 2x as far as I usually do. But it was nice and sunny and I didn't get ran over so that is good.  I have been trying to eat healthier but it is hard to get my mom to make half of the stuff fruit or veggies. I would think she would embrace it because my step dad has diabetes. It is not like Grizz is totally excepting of things that are good for him. So I try to make healthier choices out of what is served.

I just finished the first "Thirst" Book by Christopher Pike and it was really good. I really didn't like the way he wrote at first but after reading the first three stories I really want to read the next book. Now I am reading "Marked" by PC Cast and Kristin Cast. I have heard that the "House of Night" Series is good but I have only read page 1. Hopefully I like them. I really want to. I am noticing that my current literature taste is leaning toward Vampires. Possibly because I  am thinking of writing a story with vampires in it.

Anyway I am going to bed now. Hope you all have a great night.

Plans

I hope you all had a good 4th of July. I had a pretty great one with my family, we had a special dinner and went down to the Columbia River and watched the fireworks that were in Astoria as well as all the mortars that were going off all around us. I am finally on the down swing of being sick, Although I think I am allergic to the type of soap my parents have. I also made plans with my parents to move back home.

The reason I thought it would be a good choice at the moment is 1.I don't have a job 2. I have no prospective roommates. Sometimes we just need to take time to get back to basics. I think it would be good to get my life all collected and back on track. I really want to have something that I could make money at while I go to college. So I am going to take some time and get my life squared away.

On the 16th I am going to take a flagging class so that I can work and get a little money. That way I can buy the parts so I can fix my truck. Then I am going to try and learn some upholstery. Hopefully I can at least do my step-dad's seats in his project car.  I am kinda excited to move home.

Home at Last!

So I have been sick but I am feeling much better now. I'm up and moving I even took a little walk after dinner today.

Yesterday my Stepdad called and asked if I wanted to come home for the 4th of July, and I said yes. So now I am at my Parents' house in Washington. I am so excited to be here. I love coming home. It always seems that my stress and fears melt away when I am here. There is just so much peacefullness here. Really if there is any better place on earth God kept it for himself. My parents live in a very small town on the Columbia River, and it is beautiful!.

Hope you all have a great weekend.

Blah..

This is just a little post to say that I have not forgotten or forsaken you. But after my day at the amusement park Mel and I went to the Molalla Buckaroo kick off, and being the intelligent person I am I didn't bring a coat and now I am sick. Almost too sick to write this blog. So for the past couple of days I have been sicker than a dog. Not fun at all. And now there are screaming children outside of my window. Yes my day keeps getting better and better.

Ideas, Fun, and Catching up.

So lets start today's blog off with some awesome ideas:

    Idea 1. I have been toying with the idea of selling the arm warmers that I knit. If I could make them on a regular basis I think I would work nicely.

    Idea 2. I am thinking of doing a monthly "special" Blog. I have some ideas. I would love to hear from you guys about anything that you might like to hear about.

So In other news  Friday my little sisters and two of their friends came over and stayed the night. I made them some amazing Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo.( I will leave the recipe at the end) After dinner we walked down to the city park and took some awesome pictures. Then we watched movies and went to sleep. It was good to have them over except now my house looks like a tornado rolled through. But it was nice and just means I will have to do some cleaning today.

Yesterday I went with my family to a company picnic type of gathering at Oaks Park  in Portland. Candi, Mel and I had tons of fun all day riding the rides and Mel and I even conquered a couple of our fears. I am scared of roller coasters and especially ones that go upside down. When I went to six flags in California a few years ago I didn't ride any of the coasters cause I was super scared, and I have always regretted it.  So I went on the coaster at Oaks Park and it really wasn't that bad at all it was a lot of fun actually. I wish now that I had gone on the Screaming Eagle with Candi but I didn't. One fear at a time!
It was tons of fun except that my other sister Cyndi had to work so she didn't get to go. Incidentally now we are planning a return trip so that we can all have fun.  The bad thing that happened while we were there is that I got a sunburn. Damn my fair skin! Thank God it isn't too bad.

Recipe Time:

I took 2 Boneless, Skinless Chicken breasts  cut them up into 1/2 inch chunks and heated some Olive Oil and cooked the chunks with like 1/4 tsp garlic powder and  a bit of onion powder. When they were done I took them out and set them aside. Then I took 2 boxes of Pasta Roni Fettuccine Alfredo, and followed the directions and when it was boiling I added the chicken back in along with a can of corn(drained). Then I let it thicken and ta da!  I make several variations.

From scratch, well as scratch as I can, I cook the chicken as above and add mushrooms, and onions, diced. I make noodles separate and at the end I mix them all together with Alfredo sauce. It is delicious!